Avocado ice cream

Frozen avo, spirulina, peppermint essence (heavy on this to balance out the grassiness of the spirulina) and rice syrup. This one is PURE FAT of the effing awesome kind with tons of vitamin E. It does exactly what those really expensive age-defying creams that cost a bizillion squid do. Oh sorry, I meant what they SAY THEY DO. Coz there ain’t no way your cream filled with cow fat (true story) can repair my DNA as I sleep.


1 avocado, peeled and frozen

1/2 teaspoon spirulina

A few drops of peppermint essence

Rice syrup, to taste

Simply blend and serve. Here I have topped mine with white poppy seeds and hibiscus.