Turmeric ice cream

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Oh, yeah, the nice cream. 🙈. In this one I added ground turmeric, cardamom and ginger. All healing spices. The cardamom and ginger were in the form on SpiceDrops, a clever creation from the lovely people at @holylamaspicedrops and a must for any foodie. The drops ensure the cardamom flavour is throughout the whole dish. You only need a small drop as it’s powerful stuff! I also added primo coconut cream which turns into small chunks, think chocolate chips but creamy coconut! Nom tiddly Om Nom


1 banana, chopped and frozen

1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric

A dash of cardamom and ginger (either ground or spicedrops)

1/2 tablespoon coconut cream

A splash of dairy free milk (if the blender struggles)

Crushed black pepper and dessicated coconut for decoration

Simply blend the banana, spices and coconut cream, spoon into a bowl and top with the pepper and dessicated cocount